Brill! Happily, I have been proven wrong on both major counts of my message from this morning. Sometime between my settling into a strange bed late last night, and my blearily hitting the road this morning, we did indeed get a second story before the deadline. And, somewhere in all this, there may well be the mention of a flat EU country; purveyor of fine wheat beers and lagers!
Anyway, our two illustrious stories are:
Community involvement is greatly encouraged, courtesy of the People's Choice award voting:
Sometime, shortly after expelling the host of gnomes that broke into my home in my absence, I will try to write to esteemed judges with revised instructions.