Penname: jk_salmeier [Contact - ]
Real name: Jae Kay
Member Since: 2006.10.26
Last Login: 2018.09.17
I am a thirty-one year old part-time fitness trainer full-time housewife. I am accused of being obsessed with Harry Potter (have husband to blame for that). Before HP I was obsessed with Friends - have no one to blame for that.
Strengths: Sarcasm (it is the glue that binds my marriage together). brain tends to retain a lot of useless information mostly movie and TV trivia and random work knowledge.
Weaknesses: Starbucks, Snickers, my hubby in carpenter style jeans, can get easily distracted in places like Target or Kohls.
Special Skills: Can identify any Friends episode in 30 secs or less.
Weapons: My cell phone - if aimed correctly I reckon I could take someone\'s eye out.
Motto: \"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.\"
Membership status: Member
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