If you've ever read a story with a Mary-Sue, you know what to do here. Set during the time period covered in either HBP or DH, your challenge is to write a story spoofing the concept of Mary-Sue. Exchange students; Muggle technology at Hogwarts; Goth original characters with outlandish names inexplicably hooking up with the main characters; they're all yours to play with.

Plot-wise we're not too bothered. But we're going to try something new: go to the List of Titles and pick one. The only requirement for plot is that it should fit the title.

But we're not looking for just any Mary-Sue, oh no; we're looking for spoofs of the highest order, parodies of such magnitude that our sides should split within the first paragraph. So, here are your guidelines...(not listed here)

Big Tribble In Little Hogsmeade by Dragyn [Reviews - 17] Many things make Harry go back to Hogwarts his 7th year. Not a real good summary. Read it! Its better than it sounds! PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Action/Adventure - Warnings: None - Words: 9407 Completed: No - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2009.07.01 - Updated: 2010.01.28 - Hits: 20138

Dr Xenophilius: or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The AK by gryffins_door [Reviews - 9] "Why won't you DIE?" Can Lord Voldemort discover the secret to Harry Potter's resilience? Or the other secret that's not in his head? How did Sirius manage to drive back through the veil? Is Ginny really stuck on Harry? How far will Mr. Lovegood go to save his daughter? Only one thing is certain, this one will end with a bang . . . PG-13 - Alternate Universe, Post-HBP, Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Action/Adventure, Humor - Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual Situations - Words: 9993 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009.06.30 - Updated: 2009.07.20 - Hits: 12712

Voldemort Wears Gucci by tangle elfwand [Reviews - 9] How on earth can Voldy get at Harry? Simple... all he needs is a plan, a can-do spirit and an amazingly beautiful girl who can do nearly anything. PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy - Warnings: Mild Sexual Situations - Words: 1030 Completed: No - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.07.01 - Updated: 2009.07.01 - Hits: 3592

Ginny's Basic Instinct by Sovran [Reviews - 37] A new student appears at Hogwarts. Read to find out who! PG-13 - Alternate Universe, Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Crossover, Fluff, General, Romance - Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual Situations - Words: 13068 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009.06.30 - Updated: 2009.07.01 - Hits: 18866

The Triumphant Trio Vs Mary And Sue by LilyLady [Reviews - 13] Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Mary, Sue - what will this year come to? I suck at summaries!!1 But plz read & review!! PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy, General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 4584 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009.06.08 - Updated: 2009.06.30 - Hits: 11035

The Triumphant Trio vs Mary and Sue by KateriBella [Reviews - 11] Mary and Sue are exchange witches from America...and something more. What is an iPod? How do they blend in so well? And just WHAT is that they're wearing?? PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Action/Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, General, Humor - Warnings: Mild Language - Words: 12454 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009.06.19 - Updated: 2009.06.30 - Hits: 11362

Harry Almighty by lilyevans_Jan30 [Reviews - 66] ** Winner of Best Overall in the Mary Sue Challenge ** Of course I knew that I didn't truly deserve to have Harry Potter as my boyfriend, but watching him strive to achieve his greatest honor since winning the Order of Merlin, I couldn't help but be glad that he let me come along for the ride. PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy, Crossover, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 8291 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2009.06.03 - Updated: 2009.06.23 - Hits: 21600

The Importance of Being Harry by The Doctor [Reviews - 6] A tale in three parts, chronicling Love, War and Purest Evil. And that is before we get on to Tom Riddle's part in the story. When the greatest lovers since a couple of teens in Verona thought a suicide pact was a really good idea are placed under threat from the machiations of lawyers, the greatest drama since a kick-ass black dude was placed in charge of Venice's armed forces unfolds. Where you will find such a thing, who knows. But for a cheap imitation copy look no further than "The Importance Of Being Harry" PG-13 - Alternate Universe, Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy, Drama, Humor, Romance - Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Sexual Situations - Words: 9874 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009.06.19 - Updated: 2009.06.20 - Hits: 9632

Spenser For Hire—Two Knuts A Word by Spenser Hemmingway [Reviews - 14] ** Winner of Most Insane and Most Profound Social Commentary in the Mary Sue Challenge ** Poor Spenser is in a world of trouble. It seems that Harry, Ginny and their representatives are coming after him and his stories, threatening legal action. We all knew that had to happen eventually. He has one chance to write one last story, and somehow in the process save the Earth from Martian invaders. Has life ever been Loonier? PG-13 - Alternate Universe, Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Action/Adventure, Comedy, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 6786 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.19 - Updated: 2009.06.19 - Hits: 5085

Harry Almighty: A HP (Heavenly Parody) In Three Acts by Mutt N Feathers [Reviews - 20] Sirius begs a favor of God when he falls through the veil and Harry is sent the left hand of God, an angel posing as a beautiful girl, named Marie Suzette, to teach him about his heavenly powers. PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy - Warnings: Mild Language - Words: 10456 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009.06.15 - Updated: 2009.06.18 - Hits: 12878

Top Broom by Vortemold [Reviews - 8] Lupin gets a new job on a wizard tv-show. How does this relate to Voldemort's demise? And who is the mysterious "The Sue"? All will be revealed in this week's episode. PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy, Crossover - Warnings: None - Words: 2715 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.17 - Updated: 2009.06.18 - Hits: 3691

Ginny Poppins and Big Tribble in Little Hogsmeade by EllaPotter [Reviews - 6] Ginny is in the play "The Penguins and the Joyful Christmas." Everyone is very proud of her. At dinner, celebrating a good show, death eaters attack and final battle commences. Parody for Mary Sue Challenge. PG-13 - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Humor, Romance - Warnings: Death, Mild Language, Mild Sexual Situations, Violence - Words: 2954 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.13 - Updated: 2009.06.15 - Hits: 3338

Harry Potter Strikes Back 27 by veraklon [Reviews - 5] The Final Battle is coming... just nobody thought that it would be in the middle of a snow covered Hogwarts. And what's with all of the high school style drama. Plus, check out the new DADA Professor... PG-13 - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy, Humor - Warnings: Disturbing Imagery - Words: 8523 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.10 - Updated: 2009.06.13 - Hits: 3911

Duel of the Late by Walbunk [Reviews - 7] Mary Sue Contest 2k9 entry. Super-powered heroes, bungling villains, insanely huge inheritances... you get the picture. Moldyshorts won't even know what hit him! PG-13 - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy, General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 3047 Completed: No - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.11 - Updated: 2009.06.13 - Hits: 3285

Springtime for Riddle by Mistress of Potions [Reviews - 9] A look after the Final Battle. Extremely silly, you have been warned. G - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy - Warnings: None - Words: 1382 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.12 - Updated: 2009.06.13 - Hits: 3309

Wand Fiction by Saint Paul [Reviews - 14] During the welcoming feast, Hogwarts welcomes an unusual student... and some other stuff happens PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy - Warnings: None - Words: 2477 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.09 - Updated: 2009.06.11 - Hits: 4104

Harry Almighty by Perspicacity [Reviews - 14] At the end of Harry's long life, Harry and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens. PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Humor - Warnings: Mild Language - Words: 3780 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.06 - Updated: 2009.06.08 - Hits: 4702

The Evil Beneath Loch Hog by Milarqui [Reviews - 11] After Ron hastily signs a magical contract, Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione must go to California in order to see the start of the shooting of Harry Potter's Life, featuring Super!Harry, Dark!Ron and Makeover!Hermione/Mary Sue. Special appearence of Leather-Trousers!Malfoy (no f****** were mentioned in the whole shooting). G - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy, General, Humor - Warnings: Mild Language - Words: 3084 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.03 - Updated: 2009.06.05 - Hits: 4851

Is That A Wand In Your Pocket? by St Margarets [Reviews - 53] ** Winner of Best Comedy in the Mary Sue Challenge ** Ginny meets the new DADA professor on the first day of her seventh year. PG - Mary Sue Challenge (2009-3) - Comedy - Warnings: Mild Sexual Situations - Words: 3020 Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2009.06.03 - Updated: 2009.06.03 - Hits: 16229

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