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Category: Post-HBP
Characters:Ron Weasley
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, General, Humor
Warnings: None
Story is Complete
Rating: G
Reviews: 13
Summary: The Weasleys get a phone...
Hitcount: Story Total: 4196





Author's Notes:
Not mine and all that. Bah.




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Hello, you have reached the Dursley residence. We are currently unable to take your call, but please leave your name and number and we will get back to you as soon as practically possible.
Um, it says something about leaving a message. It's an answering machine Ron, just say hi and tell him about the phone. Oh right. Hey, Harry. It's Ron here, from school. Anyway, don't tell anyone but Dad's charmed this old Muggle telephome - a mobile I think they call them - but don't tell anyone cause he could get in serious trouble. Come to think of it are those Muggles going to be so happy about me talking about magic on their machine.
Anyway, now we can talk whenever about whatever. Yeah, so call us back.

Hello, you have reached the Dursley residence. We are currently unable to take your call, but please leave your name and number and we will get back to you as soon as practically possible.
Hey, Hermione here. Ron the doofus forgot to leave a number. The charm on the phone is a modified Floo charm so if you pickup the phone and call the Ministry number, then say 'Weasley's' very clearly it should work. Otherwise you could end up talking to who knows who... call us Harry. Can't wait to hear from you.

Hello, you have reached the Dursley residence. We are currently unable to take your call, but please leave your name and number and we will get back to you as soon as practically possible.
Hey, Harry, it's been three days. If your having problems with the Muggles and the phone, owl us and we'll send someone round. Okay?... You there Harry? It's a machine Ron. Right, sorry. Call us. Bye

Hello, you have reached the Dursley residence. We are currently unable to take your call, but please leave your name and number and we will get back to you as soon as practically possible.
Hey, Harry, it's Ginny...

Hello, you have reached the Dursley residence. We are currently unable to take your call, but please leave your name and number and we will get back to you as soon as practically possible.
Harry, did you just hang up on me? Or is it those horrid Muggles? Harry, we need to talk. Call me, okay?

Hello, you have reached the Dursley residence. We are currently unable to take your call, but please leave your name and number and we will get back to you as soon as practically possible.
Harry James Potter! If you do not call your friends back today I'm going to send round a Howler and I don't care what those Dursleys say about it...
We're worried dear. Your not answering your letters either. Please call us. We miss you. Love, Mrs. Weasley

Hello, you have reached the Dursley residence. We are currently unable to take your call, but please leave your name and number and we will get back to you as soon as practically possible.
Hey, Harry. Hermione. I've assured Mrs. Weasley she doesn't need to address her messages like letters but she's right. What's going on mate? Why aren't you talking to us? Please call.
Harry, Ginny here. Happy Birthday!... Ron and the rest say Happy birthday too. See you soon.

Hi this is the Weasleys. I guess we are somewhere where the phone isn't so leave us a message.
Hi all. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. The Dursleys had locked me in under the stairs for the last week, if you'd believe it. The phones right near the door so I could hear all your messages, but they've all been erased. But I'm of age now, so there's nothing they could do to keep me in there now.
I've gone and got my own phone so you don't have to worry about leaving messages about magic or anything. I've got the number around here somewhere... I got a bit blown up with the staircase... Oh, I can't find it but it should come up on the caller's list.
I'll be coming round in a few days, okay? See you then. Bye.

Hi this is Harry. Leave a message.
Hi Harry, it's Ginny. I've managed to get the phone away from Dad for a bit. We really need to talk. I said I understood, but I don't. There's a difference between nobility and stupidity, you know. Call me Harry. Please? Hell, even write me an owl. Anything...

Hi this is the Weasleys. I guess we are somewhere where the phone isn't so leave us a message.
Hi, all. Gin, call me back. Im not going anywhere without my phone on. Bye.

Hi, this is Harry. Leave a message.
Harry James Potter, what did you say to my daughter. She's been crying for the last three hours. Don't think you can come round here without an explanation...
Harry, Bill here. If you've hurt my little sister I will hurt you. No excuses... Bill Weasley, you will not talk to Harry like that... But, Mum you... No matter what I said Bill. Harry is still one of us, right?... Yeah, right. Sorry Harry. But seriously, stop being a prat and tell my little sister you love her already. Okay?

Hi this is Harry. Leave a message
Harry... Ginny... I love you Harry, and there's nothing you can do to stop me coming with you. You might try to push me away but nothing - and I mean nothing - is going to stop me being right there on your heels.
You say you'd put me in danger if I came. I'm already in danger. I'm a blood traitor Weasley. I'm connected to the Order. I was at the Ministry. I'm a target already. And no amount of hair dye is going to change that.
Harry, if you push me away, you only draw me closer. I'm not going to just sit here and do nothing.
I love you Harry Potter. I want to finish this all off and settle down and settle down in a hickeldy-pickeldy house. I want to raise a herd of children with messy red hair and bright green eyes. I want a dog called Snuffles. I want you, Harry. You and no one else.
I'm coming Harry. Im going to smash a few of those bloody horcruxes myself. I love you Harry.
When you decide what you want, call me. Okay?

Hi you've called the Order of the Phoenix. Please leave a message after the tone.
Ron reporting in here. We've found the last horcrux and are just getting ready to destroy it. Then it's off to Voldie himself. Prepare everyone for the final battle, he's going to be pissed when we do this.
Harry's phone has been destroyed so we will call you when it's all over. Mum, Dad, everyone. I love you. We all do. See you soon...
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