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Voldemort, Fly
By Feral Black Gryphon

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Category: Post-HBP
Characters:Other
Genres: Songfic
Warnings: None
Rating: G
Reviews: 13
Summary: *** The author has been reminded via the e-mail address on file that this story is listed as incomplete and has not been updated since 2005 ***

A song condensing Harry's life, from his encounter with Voldemort as an infant through his sixth year, sung to the tune of Don McLean's American Pie. I originally posted this at GinnyPotter under the name Syrias_Eye, and I wanted to share it with all of you.
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Author's Notes:

All Harry Potter Characters and such are the property of J. K. Rowling and Warner Bros. Sung to the tune of American Pie by Don McLean. Of course, I claim no rights to the actual song, or any of J. K. Rowling's characters, ect. If your still in the dark, here's the actual chorus


So Bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
And them good old boys
Were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die


I originally posted this at ginnypotter.com under the name Syrias_Eye. I was unable to update it there for Harry’s sixth year, (something about failing to open stream…) so I decided to bring it here!




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Voldemort, Fly



A long, long time ago,
I can still remember how
The Dark Lord used to make us cry.
And I knew if I had my chance
I would impale him on a lance
And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
But his dark powers made me shiver.
True justice I could not deliver.
He sent the Potters flying
And heard their baby crying.
But he couldn't kill one little child
Who lay in bed so meek and mild.
Voldemort fled into the wild
The day his power died.

Bye-bye! Mister Voldemort, fly!
Tell your minions your opinions
'Bout how Potter should die.
And them good old wizards
Are drinkin' whisky and rye
Singin' Harry Potter somehow didn't die!
Harry Potter somehow didn't die!

So Harry Potter went to school,
Met Ron and Hermione, though pretty cool
Cruel Malfoy would not leave them alone.
And Professor Snape seemed to Harry
The most evil teacher there could ever be
And surely he would try to steal the stone.
So Harry came up with a plan.
He'd steal it before that greasy man.
He snuck in with his magic cape
To find Quirrell instead of Snape.
Quirrell had helped the Dark Lord in.
It seemed that Voldemort would win,
But Quirrell couldn't bear to touch Potter's skin
And so he shortly died.

So bye-bye, Mister Voldemort, fly.
Tell your minions your opinions
'Bout how Potter should die.
And them good old wizards
Are drinkin' whisky and rye
Singin' Harry Potter once more didn't die!
Harry Potter once more didn't die!

Another year young Harry'd grown
Since he'd first saved the Sorcerer's Stone
When everything started going wrong.
The Chamber of Secrets was opened once more,
And to the regret of Dumbledore
The school might not be open very long.
So Harry went to get Lockhart
Who secretly wasn't very smart,
And they both crept, with Ron,
Into Moaning Myrtle's john.
Harry jumped down into the hole
Where Voldemort was stealing Ginny's soul.
But Harry slew the Basilisk and took control
And Voldemort's memory died.

They were singin'
Bye-bye, Mister Voldemort, fly.
Tell your minions your opinions
'Bout how Potter should die.
And them good old wizards
Are drinkin' whisky and rye
Singin' Harry Potter, can he even die?
Harry Potter, can he even die?

Harry came back for his third year
And everyone though that he should fear,
For a new danger had arisen.
It seemed that mad Sirius Black,
Who'd betrayed Harry's parents to save his back
Had somehow broken out of Azkaban Prison.
Harry and his friends found the Shrieking Shack
Where they were cornered by a werewolf and Black.
They learned what was really true.
The Potters were betrayed by Petigrew.
So Harry and Hermione went into the past.
To save Black and Buckbeak they had to move fast.
The Dementors never got their kiss, alas!
The day our safety died.

They were singin'
Bye-bye, Mister Voldemort, fly.
Tell your minions your opinions
'Bout how Potter should die.
And them good old wizards
Are drinkin' whisky and rye
Singin' Harry Potter never seems to die!
Harry Potter never seems to die!

Harry went back to school come fall
And to the surprise of one and all
He was chosen by the Goblet of Fire.
He faced the dragon and won and then
He swam around with a few mermen;
Each challenge seemed to Harry very dire.
But the worst of all was yet to come
When Cedric was attacked by Krum.
They made it through the maze
And Cedric saw the last of his days.
The Tri-Wizard cup was a Portkey.
Wormtail soon killed Diggory.
Fortunately, Harry was able to flee
The day that Cedric died.

They were singin'
Bye-bye, Mister Voldemort, fly.
Tell your minions your opinions
'Bout how Potter should die.
And them good old wizards
Are drinkin' whisky and rye
Singin' Harry Potter surely cannot die!
Harry Potter surely cannot die!

Harry came back with lots on his mind
And very shortly he would find
That Hogwarts wouldn't be the same.
Umbridge replace Dumbledore
For at least a year and maybe more
And she hated Harry Potter's very name.
He went to the Department of Mysteries
And searched through all the prophesies,
But guess who was there too.
That's right; it was You-Know-Who!
SMASH! went the prophesy of Harry's fate.
Sirius became 'the late.'
Dumbledore fought away the Dark Lord's hate
The day that Snuffles died.

We were singin'
Bye-bye, Mister Voldemort, fly.
Tell your minions your opinions
'Bout how Potter should die.
And them good old wizards
Are drinkin' whisky and rye,
Singin' Harry Potter simply will not die!
Harry Potter simply will not die!

Harry came to school with a bloody nose
Along with Tonks who couldn’t hide her woes
About the death of the summer past.
Slughorn taught the Potions class
Where the Half-Blood Prince helped Harry pass
And Snape received his Dark Arts Class at last.
Oh, Gryffindor won the final game
So Harry kissed Ginny and sparked a flame.
He and Dumbledore left and stole
A piece of the Dark Lord’s soul.
But the real Horcrux had been found before.
Draco led the Death Eaters through a secret door.
Snape, the Prince, killed Dumbledore
The day Harry’s mentor died.

We were singin'
Bye-bye, Mister Voldemort, fly.
Tell your minions your opinions
'Bout how Potter should die.
And them good old wizards
Are drinkin' whisky and rye,
Singin’ Harry Potter, he will never die.
Harry Potter, he will never die.


To Be Concluded…

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